R.I.P. ROUS

When Josh got home from work last night, he noticed a nasty odor in the back yard. After some investigation with a flashlight, he discovered the giant possum had expired behind his windsurfer, which was propped against the back of the house. Being the decent guy that he is, Josh gave it a proper burial in the back yard and covered it with a rock -- not so much as a grave marker but to discourage other animals from trying to dig it back up.